Oh, you’ve been there! You’ve had that experience! When that person said or did that thing! That time that customer service rep was so polite but so unhelpful! When your friend made that face or responded in that way that she knows you hate! And you had to respond – right then and in that moment – to really let them know what you thought.
Now – you can! With 100% certainty that your every seething word will be captured by this custom messaging app including every CAPS LOCK obscenity, every misspelled swear word and every misused adjectival phrase. It will all be there. Ready to be fired off into the ether.
Then when you’re ready to send your screed, this custom messaging app takes over after you hit “Send”
Now Available in the Google Play store!
You need this custom messaging app and you need it now and you can get it here and you should.
How Do I Use It?
The interface is identical to all other messaging apps. If you want to import your contacts to ease your path to rage, you simply push the Contacts button and choose the recipient(s) from you contact list. When the recipient is an anonymous bot-like corporate surrogate and not in your contacts then just type their contact information (phone number, email or name) and the app will route it automatically.
After selecting the recipient, have at in the Message box, freely typing your thoughts and feelings, unencumbered by spelling correctors, sentence completion suggestions or AI assistants. It’s all you!
When it’s all written down and ready, just it the Send button.
FAQ
- This app is a godsend! How much does it cost?
And Another Thing! is an absolutely free download from the Google Play store. - Free? That’s crazy! How do you do that?
How do we do it? Volume. - What sort of personal information does And Another Thing! collect?
And Another Thing! collects no personal information and does not communicate with any external servers. It does not review or collect your messages or store them anywhere. It should be noted though that by downloading the application you have likely identified yourself as someone with vitriol to spare. Not that that make you different or special, really. - It sort of seems like I can’t send any of the messages I author. I always have to hit
Cancel. What’s up with that?
That’s weird. We’ll surely look into that and get back to you after a thorough investigation. We assure you that the app has be exhaustively tested by throngs of angry, rage-filled and fully vitriolic individuals while waiting in line at the local DMV. - When will the iOS version be available?
Our team of expert programmers are hard at work developing a native iOS version of this application so that iPhone user can freely express the vitriol afforded by this new technology. At the moment, they are quite busy sending vitriolic messages to the Apple Developer Program about all sorts of perceived slights. - I have another question, but I don’t know what it is.
Feel free to post your questions to android at formidableengineeringconsultants dot com. If it’s a really good question, we’ll even answer it.