The measure of a life is not its length but the wake it leaves behind. That wake originates from life actions. Actions you have taken in the course of living your life to its fullest. You may only remember but a sliver of those life actions or maybe none at all. Yet their effects are visible, tangible and sometimes obvious. You may not have truly understood or realized the magnificence and beneficial effects of your actions. Now, with the help of the world wide web, the deep web and the notorious dark web – the sources of all world knowledge – all of these actions can be retrieved for you.
Formidable Engineering Consultants is proud to unveil My Life Achievements, a new mobile app that uses powerful data mining techniques to provide you these personal insights.
The connection is slow, the compute power intense but the results help reveal your life’s achievements and assist in helping you to understand the potential impact of them.
Now Available in the Google Play store!
You need this profound self-actualizing app, and you need it now and you can get it here and you should.
How Do I Use It?
Because of the intense computational expense of the algorithms required to surface your life experiences, you are limited to retrieving only one such achievement per day. Discovered life experiences can be retrieved starting at midnight, your local time. In order to save these revelations, you should remember to first create a profile by signing up on the Profile page. If you fail to do this, your personal insights may be lost.
FAQ
- This app is a transformational! How much does it cost?
My Life Experiences is an absolutely free download from the Google Play store. - Free? That’s crazy! How do you do that?
How do we do it? Volume. - What sort of personal information does My Life Experiences collect?
My Life Experiences collects no personal information. It does not review or collect your experiences or store them anywhere. They are stored on your phone and visible only to you. It should be noted though that by downloading the application you have likely identified yourself as someone who is unfamiliar with themselves so we may sneak up behind you and say “boo” in your own voice! - It seems that some of the achievements retrieved are ones I don’t remember doing. What’s up with that?
The power of the technology we leverage is such that often we retrieve achievements and experiences from so far in the past that you have no memory of them. Additionally, the predictive capabilities of this app are not to be underestimated. This means that some of the retrieved achievements will actually be from your future! - I think I am not retrieving any more experiences for some reason.
Because of the computational effort and complexity of algorithm development, the app may, from time to time, be unable to mine further and extract additional life experiences. Our team of data scientists are working round the clock to overcome those limitations and uncover more life experiences. - When will the iOS version be available?
Our team of expert programmers are hard at work developing a native iOS version of this application so that iPhone user can also gain life insights. The iOS platform does have some limitations that make the predictive capabilities unlikely, but the next iOS version should allow bridging to parallel dimensions. - I have another question, but I don’t know what it is.
Feel free to post your questions to android at formidableengineeringconsultants dot com. If it’s a really good question, we’ll even answer it.
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